Kitty
I grabbed him because he was sleeping in the couch but suddenly fell;;;
Got me scared for a moment here but he’s fine
Tumblr never lets me upload pictures right away
So my cat and I were playing his favorite game: he tries to bite my hand while I poke and pet him at a good speed so he doesn’t catch me
We played for like 20 minutes and then suddenly he jumped to my torso and bit one of my nipples
Fuck you Ritsu, that’s cheating, bitch
CAT LIFE
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@loquaciousmuse, I think all of these are for you.
Yeah, life with cats.
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Holy shit this pajama makes me look like a fatty old lady
My baby… has gotten… so big…
You don’t understand how SKAJHASKDHSD I am atm he never sleeps in my lap
Ok that’s what I said 15 minutes ago before Ritsu got annoyed and fleed the place because he wasn’t sleepy anymore ksdjfhdsf
But ok here, have a picture of him to notice how FUCKING BIG he is ksdjfh.
Here have a picture of me and my cat
Whoo hoo
Anddd my cat has personality issues
He GROWLS. He doesn’t hiss or anything when he’s scared or mad, he growls instead
He rolls in the floor and shows his belly in a playful way.
Dog attitudes, I would say
Well I’m his owner at the end. And I behave like a dog. Sososo
Troat mare, troat foal. Like mother, like son and so on.
My cat just threw up
Dude that was the most SHAMEFUL thing to see. Poor baby.
I have never seen a cat throw up. Why did it had to be mine the first :’|.
He doesn’t want to eat…
Well the point is. I’m emetophobic. And I simply had to grab my balls and ignore them while I cleaned the little disaster. Uh
He’s my cat after all
But I’m a little bit worried. Sigh
Pochi, the pulgosa. The story
Have you met my cat? Yes? No? whatever, here’s a picture
He has a new collar
But that’s not our topic today.
Yesterday I found a little bug crawling near his thigh. It was a FLEAAA. Bitches. I managed to catch it (I know how to do it, boss’ dog had a ton of those AND also ticks so I kind of got a study on how to get rid of them, uh). Though it got away hopping. Shits actually hop exactly the same as tv shows!
Turns out the flea actually bit ME. Not him
I have tons of bumps in my torso and those ich a SHITLOAD.
I guess I can say I am now a full dog? EVEN FLEAS BITE ME AWWWWYEAH
pulgosa means “full of fleas”, or so, in spanish
Also no I wasn’t making fun of the dolorosa with this title. Nope. Not me
Ritsu looks exactly like this. Even with the stripes and stuff
Let’s talk about someone~.
A very special someone
See him right there? Meet Ritsu.
He’s an one month “siamese” (apparently, I can’t say for sure) cat.
He was found in a sewer, all dirty, filled with fleas and ticks, and so thin it was sad to see it
Two nice brothers rescued him from a shelter and took care of him, gave him a bath, and got rid of all his bugs.
Sadly, their mom refused to keep him due to his special feature.
Ritsu is blind.
It took my heart right away, he was scared at first but at the end, he managed to get used to me, and even fell asleep in my shoulder and chest, while I explained the “owners” that he probably was born like that, and that he actually could SEE a little bit, but it’s pretty much insignificant.
How could I say “no” to this precious being.
I begged so I could keep it, (I also had to say little white lies, hehe;;), but hey, now, Ritsu is oficially my pet.
I waited 12 years for this, 12 entire years begging for a pet ;w; and today I finally have it… I still can’t believe it.
One of my friends said that it was like Ritsu chose me.
Today, I spent almost all what remained of my salary on him… But you know what, I don’t really care, he’s worth it, and he deserves all that.
Honey’s his other mom, Adori’s his aunt, Emma and Gabo his oddparents. Hey, he already has a family c:
I’m happy to be with him, and from now on, I’m his eyes.
