It’s times like these I wish I could colour.
hey bb whats ur number
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Let’s take into consideration about Roxy’s sad hopes of having a family ; v;
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Dirk: Would you stop flirting with other men right in front of me, honey?
Roxy: i do waht i want u dick
Roxy: maybe i will stop IF u give me back my whiskey *whiskey bottel case full of my babeis *babies
Roxy: then maybe i will make out w/ you
Dirk: ………..
Dirk: Fine. Deal. And stop calling me dick.
Rose: Father, may I help you with the ropes? I believe two of them is a handful.
Dirk: Everything is under control for now, my sweetie.
Dave: dad
Dave: this is embarrassing
Dave: can we stop the fuckery shit now?
Dirk: No. You need to learn that pulling John’s shorts down and flipping Jade’s skirt up is called sexual harassment. Although I can understand your love for the rumps.
Roxy: \snort he totes ur kid
Dirk: And yours too.
Rose: If Dave’s is for punishment, how about mother? Why is she tied up too?
Dirk: For the hilarity of it. But seriously kids, didn’t I tell you to call me “Bro”?
Roxy: hahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahaha
Roxy: stopp retendin 2 b younger you asssssssssssssssshole
Roxy: rememer were alreyd marrid w/ 2 kids *wonk **wink
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